Dice Funk: Season 3

S3E39 – Dice Funk: Between God & Banging (Post-Mortem)

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 09 Dec 2017 16:46:00 +0000

Austin descends into pretentious madness. Chris reacts badly to compliments. Laura reminisces about her favorite troll. Lauren discusses the difficulties of villainy and panic attacks. Skitch reveals that a key NPC was all his idea.

S3E38 – Dice Funk: The Price of Freedom (FINALE)

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 02 Dec 2017 16:44:00 +0000

Any time you beg another man to set you free, you will never be free. Freedom is something that you have to do for yourself.

Rolen Hawklight takes his sword to the sky. Theodora dabbles in deicide. Veltari shreds a heroic solo. Zoey Legrand becomes Phil Collins.

S3E37 – Dice Funk: Suck It

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 25 Nov 2017 16:42:00 +0000

DEATH HAS ARRIVED.

Rolen Hawklight slices, dices, and deflects. Theodora is bamboozled by orbs. Veltari brandishes fierce fire. Zoey Legrand receives revelations.

S3E36 – Dice Funk: Death & Bozogs

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 18 Nov 2017 16:40:00 +0000

An army of the undead marches on Ilium. Bloody omens portend creeping doom. A mysterious orb vexes our heroes.

Rolen Hawklight makes a glassy mess. Theodora confronts her tormentor. Veltari retrieves powerful items. Zoey Legrand makes a selfless wish.

S3E35 – Dice Funk: Grinding Trunks

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 11 Nov 2017 16:38:00 +0000

The Avant Guards reunite and take some much-deserved rest. Elsewhere, an army gathers for a final invasion....

Rolen Hawklight critiques a constitution. Theodora rallies her troops. Veltari gets some ink. Zoey Legrand faces family matters.

S3E34 – Dice Funk: Obvious Cloaca

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 05 Nov 2017 14:57:00 +0000

No turning back now. It's time to confront Danto.

Rolen Hawklight is sentenced to death. Theodora vacations in Hell. Veltari meets her institutional counterpart. Zoey Legrand welcomes new arrivals.

S3E33 – Dice Funk: Evil Shrek

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 29 Oct 2017 14:56:00 +0000

Ilium pulls itself back together under new leadership, the vampire slayers set sail, and the forces of Hell coordinate an investigation.

Rolen Hawklight witnesses a bloody omen. Theodora plots a kidnapping. Veltari asks three questions. Zoey Legrand does mayor stuff.

S3E32 – Dice Funk: You Fools!!!

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 22 Oct 2017 14:55:00 +0000

The church boss fight reaches a bloody end, while the citizens of Ilium pick up the shattered pieces.

Rolen Hawklight castigates his foes. Theodora arranges a pet sitter. Veltari receives a new face accessory. Zoey Legrand rallies the townsfolk.

S3E31 – Dice Funk: Murder Is Fun, Y’all

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 15 Oct 2017 14:52:00 +0000

One war ends and another begins.

Claire-Elise Legrand leads a rescue. Rolen Hawklight reunites with familiar faces. Theodora infiltrates the tower. Veltari risks it all on a bluff.

S3E30 – Dice Funk: What That Spine Do?

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 08 Oct 2017 05:51:00 +0000

The mansion is full of hostages, the highway is fraught with murder, and the war for the tower is nearly over.

Rolen Hawklight gets outnumbered. Theodora negotiates her reward. Veltari intimidates some vampires. Zoey Legrand takes a nap.

S3E29 – Dice Funk: Clown Fiesta

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 01 Oct 2017 05:50:00 +0000

Team Mirror explores their hearts, while Team Evil tries to explore some brains.

Rolen Hawklight carries that weight. Theodora exhausts her spell slots. Veltari inks up. Zoey Legrand executes an extraction.

S3E28 – Dice Funk: Feels of Fury

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 24 Sep 2017 05:49:00 +0000

The Mirror Busters face their guilt and the cold war heats up.

Rolen Hawklight crosses swords with his past. Theodora negotiates some sabotage. Veltari fights guilt with fear. Zoey Legrand sources her sword.

S3E27 – Dice Funk: P-Biz

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 17 Sep 2017 05:37:00 +0000

Rumors are spreading! Conspiracies are forming! Betrayal lurks in every shadow! Also, Veltari needs an official job title.

Rolen Hawklight reassures his friends. Theodora gets rejected. Veltari says her farewells. Zoey Legrand realizes a simple solution.

S3E26 – Dice Funk: The Secret of Justice

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 05:32:00 +0000

Alliances are formed and preparations are made, as the war for the barrier draws ever closer.

Rolen Hawklight commissions some metalwork. Theodora moves into her lair. Veltari wields her forgiveness sword. Zoey Legrand regifts.

S3E25 – Dice Funk: Can We Use The Term Platonic

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 03 Sep 2017 05:27:00 +0000

The Avant Guards learn what is at stake and decide their roles in the future of Ilium.

Rolen Hawklight unravels a riddle of identity. Theodora receives a bony boon. Veltari comes clean. Zoey Legrand rethinks her entire motivation.

S3E24 – Dice Funk: …But With Swagger

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 27 Aug 2017 05:26:00 +0000

Only one mission stands between the Avant Guards and the mystery of Ilium: retrieving a family friend from his mirror prison.

Rolen Hawklight learns a terrible secret. Theodora gets shot. Veltari wins by one. Zoey Legrand cleans up her mess.

S3E23 – Dice Funk: Your Grace (Feat. Jason Derulo)

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 20 Aug 2017 05:25:00 +0000

The secret of the Sacrum is revealed.

Rolen Hawklight attempts a risky spell. Theodora gets her thoughts detected. Veltari strikes a bargain. Zoey Legrand deals with a door.

S3E22 – Dice Funk: Friends! Friends! Friends!

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 12 Aug 2017 18:46:00 +0000

A shocking death has shaken Ilium to its foundation. Those left behind have to bury the past and decide their futures.

Rolen Hawklight gives gifts. Theodora rats to a bat. Veltari forms a league of justice. Zoey Legrand chooses a path for the Lilies.

S3E21 – Dice Funk: Pweum Pyoom

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 05 Aug 2017 18:33:00 +0000

The gang handles the situation with Lady Nim.

Rolen Hawklight takes the brunt. Theodora shares marshmallows and mushrooms. Veltari robs a bar. Zoey Legrand gets a wet surprise.

S3E20 – Dice Funk: Goth Loli Cowboy

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 29 Jul 2017 17:33:00 +0000

War is coming, but the Legrand sisters may not live long enough to figure out which side they're on. Their only salvation lies in Hell itself.

Rolen Hawklight questions everything. Theodora begins recruiting. Veltari goes on a date. Zoey Legrand remembers a meeting.

S3E19 – Dice Funk: Pulling Weeds

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 22 Jul 2017 17:30:00 +0000

Do the Avant Guards have what it takes to apprehend Garic the Great? The price of victory will be paid in blood, spirit, and trust.

Rolen Hawklight displays his passion. Theodora regrets nothing. Veltari commits friendly fire. Zoey Legrand feels fear.

S3E18 – Dice Funk: Squid Pro Quo

Shinymewy.ca — Sun, 16 Jul 2017 14:57:00 +0000

Half the party is trapped in an enchanted mirror with a murderer. The other half needs to corrupt a youth and plan an assassination. All in a day's work.

Rolen Hawklight learns about a priest. Theodora evangelizes. Veltari solves the mystery. Zoey Legrand makes a slimy choice.

S3E17 – Dice Funk: I’m Here, I’m Queer, Let’s Kill An Angel

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 08 Jul 2017 22:28:00 +0000

The death of an old friend threatens to tear the Avant Guard apart, while the hunt for Garic the Great requires a journey into the unknown.

Rolen Hawklight says his goodbyes. Theodora receives an overdue ultimatum. Veltari doesn't apologize. Zoey Legrand trades one misery for another.

S3E16 – Dice Funk: Babashook

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 01 Jul 2017 22:02:00 +0000

Garic the Great may wield the power of ice and time, but the Avant Guards have Wild Magic and dumb luck. Whoever wins, we also win.

Rolen Hawklight gathers all the clues. Theodora wins the flirt contest. Veltari commits trespassing. Zoey Legrand gets what she wants, but can't enjoy it.

S3E15 – Dice Funk: Wallop City

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 24 Jun 2017 21:56:00 +0000

The team--and the Rocs--are on the trail of Garic the Great, but nothing can prepare them for the wizardly deeds ahead.

Rolen Hawklight takes it on the chin. Theodora negotiates boundaries. Veltari deceives the friendless. Zoey Legrand risks it all.

S3E14 – Dice Funk: Blaze Buddies

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 17 Jun 2017 21:54:00 +0000

A murderer is hiding in Ilium and only the Avant Guards have the skills (and wanton disregard for their own safety) required to bring the dastard to justice.

Rolen Hawklight dads it up. Theodora starts a pancake revolution. Veltari nearly solves the case single-handedly. Zoey Legrand is a dragon now.

S3E13 – Dice Funk: No Holds Bard

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 10 Jun 2017 20:09:00 +0000

This episode has everything: romance, betrayal, and a twist ending. The only problem? TOO MANY PUNS.

Rolen Hawklight helps the Warden with a difficult decision. Theodora answers anger with flirting. Veltari becomes seduction incarnate. Zoey Legrand takes a meeting with The Empress.

S3E12 – Dice Funk: Dragon Bone, Dragon Fruit, Dragon Chess

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 03 Jun 2017 20:08:00 +0000

The mystery of the missing sheath may be solved, but the fallout has only just begun. Also, what if Sailor Moon was goth?

Rolen Hawklight builds a bridge to new friendship. Theodora has a balanced breakfast. Veltari scours a spooky room for clues. Zoey Legrand is faced with INFINITE DECISIONS.

S3E11 – Dice Funk: Take Off Your Clothes

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 27 May 2017 20:06:00 +0000

The end of the second mission is dangerously near, but the Avant Guards will have to stop showing off their Spirit Animals long enough to close the deal.

Rolen Hawklight lays down the lightning law. Theodora confronts both friends and a strange stalker. Veltari melts minds with metal. Zoey Legrand doesn't quit while she's ahead.

S3E10 – Dice Funk: Where Is Bumbershoot?!?

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 20 May 2017 19:58:00 +0000

A tiefling on a mission arrives in Ilium just in time for all-out skeleton war. Then the party receives some spiritual assistance.

Rolen Hawklight shows off his sick stats. Theodora completes a quest on her own terms. Veltari sticks to her orders... for now. Zoey Legrand receives a Wild Magic boon of epic proportions.

S3E9 – Dice Funk: Mumford & Storms

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 13 May 2017 19:56:00 +0000

It's time to shake down some suspects! The second mission is in full swing, but consequences are lurking for the choices made so far....

Bumbershoot von Victrola is backed into a corner. Rolen Hawklight leads the interrogations. Theodora tries to bribe a witness. Veltari receives her orders. Zoey Legrand stacks side effects sky high.

S3E8 – Dice Funk: Cheese Magic & Wizard Racism

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 06 May 2017 19:50:00 +0000

The Avant Guards begin the second mission of the campaign, but not before sending an SOS and getting a gross surprise.

Bumbershoot von Victrola squishes a noggin. Rolen Hawklight becomes the world's greatest detective. Theodora burns the evidence. Zoey Legrand considers a soulful deal.

S3E7 – Dice Funk: Murder Time

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 29 Apr 2017 19:47:00 +0000

With one mission completed as a quartet, the Avant Guards take some time to kick back, relax, and plot behind each other's backs.

Bumbershoot von Victrola FINALLY does Vampire Stuff™. Rolen Hawklight goes to the bar. Theodora cuts a deal for the future. Zoey Legrand investigates the town.

S3E6 – Dice Funk: Your Sticky Sack

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 22 Apr 2017 19:45:00 +0000

The Avant Guards finish their mission inside Hawthorne House, but then they have to explain their actions to The Warden.

Bumbershoot von Victrola solves a boss fight. Rolen Hawklight embodies his faith. Theodora receives new orders. Zoey Legrand makes a mess.

S3E5 – Dice Funk: Wazoey

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 15 Apr 2017 19:41:00 +0000

Half the party confronts a potentially dangerous doppelgänger, while the other half makes a decision that will change Ilium forever.

Bumbershoot von Victrola starts a skeleton riot. Rolen Hawklight demonstrates several uses for a shield. Theodora confronts the target. Zoey Legrand makes an impulsive preemptive strike.

S3E4 – Dice Funk: Botched My Jiggle

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 19:40:00 +0000

The Hawthorne House mission continues with the first fight of the season and the enigma of the infinite staircase.

Bumbershoot von Victrola makes like mist. Rolen Hawklight gets bloody. Theodora solves the first big mystery. Zoey Legrand won't stop making things worse.

S3E3 – Dice Funk: Gentle Bones

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 01 Apr 2017 19:35:00 +0000

It's party time! The Avant Guards attend a shindig at a spooky mansion where things IMMEDIATELY go sideways.

Bumbershoot von Victrola is disrespected at every turn. Rolen Hawklight endures a frilly fashion montage. Theodora gets gassy. Zoey Legrand unleashes the power of wild magic.

S3E2 – Dice Funk: I Can’t Stop Thinking About Pineapples

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 25 Mar 2017 19:34:00 +0000

The Avant Guards have their first mission, but first they must test the new arrival to see if she's tough enough to hunt bounties.

Bumbershoot von Victrola demonstrates his powers of persuasion. Rolen Hawklight projects an aura of holy helping. Theodora rolls the first crit of the season. Zoey Legrand learns the secret password.

S3E1 – Dice Funk: Crab Day

Shinymewy.ca — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 19:32:00 +0000

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 was Lorelei. Season 3 is Ilium.

Chris Larios joins the show with a wild sorceress. Leon Thomas embodies his true self: an evil, dapper gentleman. Lauren Morgan returns with an amphibious warlock of questionable morality. Michael "Skitch" Schiciano takes charge with a gruff, genius paladin.